im gutter and im from birmingham, uk

my blog is pretty shit its mostly just fandoms if youre lucky and dumb text posts and reblogs if youre not

though i do draw and write occasionally

(check out my /oc and /au tags!)

commissions are open go look at my art tag

also you should follow my moirail and flatmate and bestest super buddy tumblr user gloriouschainsawmethod because hes great and we have matching icons

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upgraders:

your dick pics:
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my dick pics:
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Prom Night by Anamanaguchi
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(screaming like a human): michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

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squarekun:

reckling-turtle:

how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?

the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!

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honkydoodledandy:

For those of you who dont know what to expect from art school
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edyics:

I really need to learn how to paint good.  But here’s some Paranatural goodness. Go read it!  It’s legit!http://paranatural.net/chapter-one/